Today, don't forget to buy all the products that are designed to go straight to the trash:
Trash deodererizers - Who is sniffing their trash, maybe just stop doing that?
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=trash+deoderizers
5 year rations - too nasty to eat unless a disaster happens & if it doesn't, to the trash!
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=5+year+rations
Plastic forks & knives for your carry out food - Straight to the trash, who wants to use that when there is a real fork in the kitchen drawer?
https://www.amazon.com/Count-Clear-Plastic-Heavyweight-Disposable/