What I read: "This role will sit in our new headquarters and occupy 4 million square feet of office space"
Oh, that's too big of an office for me.
What it said: "This role will sit in our new headquarters in Northern Virginia, where Amazon will invest $2.5 billion dollars, occupy 4 million square feet of energy efficient office space, and create at least 25,000 new full-time jobs."
Also not sure I can create 24,999 jobs, that's a lot of interviews.
This will be a reoccurring joke format, "Matt can't speed read"
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