Recruiter: "Quick we need a Junior developer from 2010 who spent 2005-2010 getting experience with .NET. We'd like to pay them 2010 salary, not adjusted for inflation"
Me: "That young, optimistic, uncynical man, he just isn't here anymore. You are 15 years too late. All that is left is this guy who knows .NET but has a 2025 mortgage. And python! Let me convert it all to Django-Postgres on AWS for you."