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Bribe coding. Take the envelope and fix this bug. No questions.
Imbibe coding. Chug! Chug! Chug! Write JS in the main.py file. Puke.
Scribe coding. Write code with a fountain pen in a dotted journal. Give to intern to compile and execute.
Tribe coding. We all write a few lines a code, then we go slaughter the other tribe before they can ship a competing product.
Subscribe coding. You signed up for the 100 lines of code a month, would you like to upgrade your plan?