What are the key signs of dementia?
>Memory Loss. Seriously, you can't remember to call close on that object?
>Agitation. So much cussing when the build fails
>Impaired Judgement. We keep doubling down on more JS
>Money Trouble. You were trying to add blockchain to the db again
>Difficulty with Familiar Tasks. I see you googling for the difference between slice, substr and substring
>Trouble Planning. 80 of these jira tickets have been here for three years.
>Misplacing Things. You lost your ssh keys again.♡ 1 ↻ 0