Oh you joke, but to get a MS SQL cert you need to know how to create a linked server to an excel file. These generally don't support INSERT/UPDATE so of course you need to use spOA* eg. sp_OACreate for creating COM objects in any language that supports COM, like C++ or VBScript. https://x.com/GarvinCasimir/status/1555283436352446464
And of course the excel files should be on Samba servers around the world and the COM objects should be COM+ objects hosted on win98 machines in Thailand.
♡ 0 ↻ 0I hear you, I hear you, why Thailand? The humidity will wreck the machines. Tape up the fan vents to keep the humidity out.
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