"Run hills to get faster" they said. I live next to an airport. Strava reports no hills anywhere. The Dulles 5k brags about being the flattest 5k all around.
Except for this putative 300 foot cliff in Reston people fling themselves off
https://www.strava.com/segments/6245820
264 attempts, I bet they are all lying broken at the bottom of the cliff https://x.com/mistersql/status/1570502023891787776/photo/1
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