I'm actually a dog on the internet, no one knows it and it has been a feature since the early days. https://x.com/verge/status/1586883874122264576
Mass paid verification means, "I have a credit card with this name on it" There are hundreds of Matthew Martins, many of them more famous than me. Not sure this was the most pressing problem (except someone things they're going to hold the "precious" blue check hostage)
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