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This is my annual attempt to write bash that has loops.
Why do I do it?:
- Self hatred?
- Create motivation to finally learn #zsh/#fish (or even #xonsh)?
- I'd forgotten that loops are trash in #bash?
- prelude to just doing it all in #python?
(updated, tagging 5 communities so that they can all fight with me in the replies and the pet fish owners can be confused)