Applying for health insurance in the US: "Are you currently in jail? yes or...
Applying for health insurance in the US:
"Are you currently in jail? yes or no?"
"Ha! You will be after we catch you for filling in this 800 field form wrong. You don't deserve health insurance, you people are all just criminals trying to rip off the good people who pay taxes."
Self-replies
You qualify for a subsidy! Maybe, but we'll have to call your employer. We will also take your subsidy away when you file your income taxes because your previous employer didn't get back to us.
Also, if you calculated your subsidy wrong, now you're doing income tax fraud and health insurance fraud. So caching-caching, H & R Block tax service will have to do your taxes for you.