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Rejiggering my subscriptions and learning what family really means. It means...
Rejiggering my subscriptions and learning what family really means. It means y'all use the same router. If you don't use the same router you're not family anymore, just some...
Time to write a short book. ```markdown # Maintainable Bash ## By Matthew...
Time to write a short book. ```markdown # Maintainable Bash ## By Matthew Martin Keep programs under two characters, e.g. `ls` If that fails, try to keep it shorter than that. ```
My theory of remote work: High performers productivity went up. but Entry level...
My theory of remote work: High performers productivity went up. but Entry level productivity tanked Some people stopped working because no one was looking anymore BS jobs...
A human isn't going to put up with it. A human scammer that uses non-llm...
A human isn't going to put up with it. A human scammer that uses non-llm scripts to amplify their reach would be more than happy to do your captcha because it is just a speed bump...
Where you can find me: 🦋🐘🧵🔥 🔥- that's LinkedIn.
Where you can find me: 🦋🐘🧵🔥 🔥- that's LinkedIn.
Well who else to give $ to Independent Journalism - SomeMoreNew - NPR - Others,...
Well who else to give $ to Independent Journalism - SomeMoreNew - NPR - Others, probably the ones my wife watches Local Politics - DLCC (dems in state houses around the country) -...
People used to have in person parties to exchange PGP public keys. I read about...
People used to have in person parties to exchange PGP public keys. I read about them. In the PGP manual. Look a picture of one in 2008! You can see them writing down the public...
```python def flex(x): return x^100 # flexing my abs to make them 100 more...
```python def flex(x): return x^100 # flexing my abs to make them 100 more powerful print(flex(abs(2)) ```
Roger is my uncle. Explains why nothing gets done, nothing works out.
Roger is my uncle. Explains why nothing gets done, nothing works out.
Applying for health insurance in the US: "Are you currently in jail? yes or...
Applying for health insurance in the US: "Are you currently in jail? yes or no?" "Ha! You will be after we catch you for filling in this 800 field form wrong. You don't deserve...
AWS Health (aka AWS One Medical) is the innovative new health thing. -...
AWS Health (aka AWS One Medical) is the innovative new health thing. - Autoscaling. Got too few kids? They'll deliver a new one. Too many kids? they'll pick them up. - End of life...
Theory: New coalitions New Right - Billionaires, Christian Right & Business who...
Theory: New coalitions New Right - Billionaires, Christian Right & Business who don't care who is in their coalition - People who don't own a house/can't afford rent. Apoliticial...
Stacked ranking is a request for some % of staff to commit suicide.
Stacked ranking is a request for some % of staff to commit suicide.
$10 a head lettuce picked way workers earning $30 an hour. All policies have...
$10 a head lettuce picked way workers earning $30 an hour. All policies have unintened consequences
Analysis: 49% of people are left leaning 49% of people are right leaning 2% of...
Analysis: 49% of people are left leaning 49% of people are right leaning 2% of people have no internal compass but were upset about inflation and voted for whoever was in the...
What are we using for pre-processing/interpolation/ some options I'm looking...
What are we using for pre-processing/interpolation/ some options I'm looking at: - jinja - yamp (so difficult) * - yq - plain python that outputs yaml - a few anchors/aliases and...
Today I'm announcing, "Matthew Martin " You give me $1,000 and I will give you...
Today I'm announcing, "Matthew Martin " You give me $1,000 and I will give you random numbers created by my computing device which is made out of trillions upon trillions of...