Big org: "This application has no documentation! Where is the 500 manual on...

Big org: "This application has no documentation! Where is the 500 manual on linux? Where is the 500 page manual on Python? Where is the 500 page manual on gitlab? Where is the 500 page manual on AWS? Those books on amazon don't count. We need screen shots pasted in word documents recapping those 2000 pages of publicly available documents."

"I can't find anything in this 8000 pages of word documents! There is no documentation! Can you provide some more documentation! More! More! More!"