I have chipped my teeth on the plums that were in the icebox ; and which you...

@mistersql

I have chipped my teeth on the plums that were in the icebox ; and which you were probably going to chip your teeth on at breakfast; Woe is me, it should have been you.

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who puts plums in a freezer anyhow. You'd have to microwave them or run them through a high speed blender.