Flying tomorrow. It has been so long not sure if I remember how to do this....

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Flying tomorrow. It has been so long not sure if I remember how to do this. Something about flapping arms.

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Haven't flown for 3 years. I am the only one wearing a mask. I haven't hit on the optimal post pandemic mask policy. You'd think there'd be benefits on of smoke and preventing colds in general.

IDEA: airport game. All players have to do speed runs

I am making mistakes at each checkpoint. I will get a low score at this game. Is there a walk thru Or a cheat code to skip to the end? The cut scenes suck.

Downloading & installing before the flight. Wait... who am I kidding, no one can download node_modules on a plane. The extra mass could be catastrophic.

I did not take the $500 incentive to take the next flight because the hourly wage didn't work out to be high enough. $71 an hour.

I'm running pipenv install while waiting for the plane to load just to make npm feel ashamed.

And it is done! ready to code python. But I should be coding typescript. Problems man.

This line is a disgrace. More branches than a git repo

So high off the ground, this won't go higher will it?

Next we will be boarding all the passengers sitting in laps of the currently seated passengers. Then we will boarding the crowd surfers.

Last time I was on this runway I ran a 5k. World's fastest course

They give up on asking people to turn off phones? I'm testing this.

Handing out ear buds? I can't eat these. Where are the peanuts. I mean I could eat them, the wires might be stringy.

Airplane is now taxiing over a miniature model of West Virginia. Who had time to add all that detail. Still waiting for take off.

This airplane breakfast is just nuts.

I thought of a good "polite language has gone too far joke" but I'm not going to make it. That genre has been ruined. Maybe I can make grammar jokes about polite Korean language has gone too far

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NoHTTPS[.com] is now a parked domain and serves on HTTPS. I used to use this to troubleshoot wifi connections.

Hold on to your papers! I'm letting code for me on a plane over wifi over Iowa. What a time to be alive!

Installing node 14 on a plane... not going to happen. I guess I can learn about commonjs vs es modules now.

I got tsc and node 12.x to stop yelling at me about esmodules and commonjs modules and import vs require vs export. On a plane! What a time to be alive.

All that empty land electing your senators. Land is so right wing.

No one clapped. This is a tough audience.

Found light rail in Salt Lake City! Not enough people riding tho. Probably mostly used by business and commuters on weekdays.