I'm going to do groundless, wild speculation, I bet Sam Altman got canned for...
I'm going to do groundless, wild speculation, I bet Sam Altman got canned for telling the board that spending was under control and more funding/revenue was on the way and neither were.
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Or fired for having ChatGPT write his keynote and passing it off as his own.
Or he was plotting the usual global take over with ChatGPT.
Or he was fired by ChatGPT, the real mover and shaker in the shadows.
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I can't keep generating these. Maybe there is a tool that can make these jokes.