Let's learn Hibernate (the ORM)...it will take years to learn it well. [Wait,...

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Let's learn Hibernate (the ORM)...it will take years to learn it well.

[Wait, why are we doing this instead of just doing SQL? You know what would take even more years to learn to do well? Replace SQL with brainf*k]

Almost like if an app uses an ORM, you have to recruiter a Hibernate Developer, or what have you.

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Or we could do SQL in Chinese, it will take longer, but after you learn the Chinese, there won't be any *technical* challenges.

Or, or, we could just ask developers to write SQL hanging by their feet. It will slow them down and make them suffer, (important goals) but it won't take years to learn to use the ORM well.